Showing posts with label Satire. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Satire. Show all posts
Thursday, July 21, 2016
Wednesday, July 20, 2016
Friday, December 11, 2015
Uncle Sam: "Hillary, Kiss My Ass!"
If you go to my YouTube channel you'll see my 3-latest entries. I'll be surprised if Infowars shows them. I'm surprised YouTube even put them up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lg9gkowbC_A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lg9gkowbC_A
Saturday, September 21, 2013
Tuesday, June 18, 2013
Russell Brand's wit & intelligence mocks the MSNBC "morning zoo" newspeakers...
LOVE THIS! ... It's obvious who is more capable of providing real news and it sure isn't the MSNBC crew who were rattled and somewhat terrified by Russell's "brand." ~jg
"Brand then poked fun at MSNBC's army of "actors" in the back of the shot who were supposedly tweeting, noting that they were merely a gimmick to create the impression that the program was a hotbed of news.""
"The anchors began to get visibly uncomfortable when Brand made the point that mass media was an operation in changing information "so it suits a particular agenda" and that viewers were being manipulated."
"Instead of addressing Brand's point, the anchors instead obsessed about the comedian's accent and his clothing."
"You're talking about me as if I'm not here and as if I'm an extraterrestrial," responded Brand, "thank you for your casual objectification."
"I'm a little nervous," retorted Brzezinski, presumably not used to entertaining guests on her program who act like real people."
"When the conversation began to break down, Brand asked , "Is this what you all do for a living?" before hijacking the broadcast to talk about Edward Snowden, the NSA spying scandal and Bradley Manning."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ADJhErmJuoQ
"Brand then poked fun at MSNBC's army of "actors" in the back of the shot who were supposedly tweeting, noting that they were merely a gimmick to create the impression that the program was a hotbed of news.""
"The anchors began to get visibly uncomfortable when Brand made the point that mass media was an operation in changing information "so it suits a particular agenda" and that viewers were being manipulated."
"Instead of addressing Brand's point, the anchors instead obsessed about the comedian's accent and his clothing."
"You're talking about me as if I'm not here and as if I'm an extraterrestrial," responded Brand, "thank you for your casual objectification."
"I'm a little nervous," retorted Brzezinski, presumably not used to entertaining guests on her program who act like real people."
"When the conversation began to break down, Brand asked , "Is this what you all do for a living?" before hijacking the broadcast to talk about Edward Snowden, the NSA spying scandal and Bradley Manning."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ADJhErmJuoQ
Friday, June 8, 2012
Thursday, September 1, 2011
Friday, February 4, 2011
Tuesday, January 11, 2011
In wake of Giffords shooting, the mere act of questioning the government now being demonized
***Breaking News Snap!!! The “Question Mark” is now in question amongst the supposed leaders of the land. This “mark” is simply too radical, too controversial to allow it to be used in media, speech or the classroom.
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In fact, the folks who know the law, make the laws, and know how to abuse them, have determined that this hideous ? “mark” is simply too revolutionary by it’s very nature to allow it’s further use by citizens/peasants. Deemed a “gateway” to terrorist activities like free thinking, forming one’s own opinion instead of choosing from the multiple choice answers provided by government and media – QUESTIONING is on the way to being outlawed.
[caption id="attachment_12507" align="aligncenter" width="287" caption="Don't Ask Why?"]
[/caption]In fact, the folks who know the law, make the laws, and know how to abuse them, have determined that this hideous ? “mark” is simply too revolutionary by it’s very nature to allow it’s further use by citizens/peasants. Deemed a “gateway” to terrorist activities like free thinking, forming one’s own opinion instead of choosing from the multiple choice answers provided by government and media – QUESTIONING is on the way to being outlawed.
Friday, January 7, 2011
Some Wine is Better Any Time
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Purchased at a local Costco store. COTO gone WILD! And available at your corner Thought-Provoking Proprietorship.
I'll hoist a toast tomorrow to the OBVIOUS!
Sheesh...I wish I'd thought of that.
Alrighty then!!! I'm back. We used to do a little thing here kinda like the "Friday Music Frolick!". Maybe I'll toast ya'all tonight... Here's my first pick. An oldie but a goodie: Yeah...I seen it! JG, Rogue, and the Korn Master used to kick in a few goodies. Anyone AWAKE?!
Ohhh, and then there's this stuff. Are you ready for the storm? Others is planning while U B sleeping.
[/caption]Purchased at a local Costco store. COTO gone WILD! And available at your corner Thought-Provoking Proprietorship.
I'll hoist a toast tomorrow to the OBVIOUS!
Sheesh...I wish I'd thought of that.
Alrighty then!!! I'm back. We used to do a little thing here kinda like the "Friday Music Frolick!". Maybe I'll toast ya'all tonight... Here's my first pick. An oldie but a goodie: Yeah...I seen it! JG, Rogue, and the Korn Master used to kick in a few goodies. Anyone AWAKE?!
Ohhh, and then there's this stuff. Are you ready for the storm? Others is planning while U B sleeping.
Friday, November 12, 2010
Thursday, November 4, 2010
The Fuzzy Logic of Useful Idiots
Found at: http://www.silverbearcafe.com/private/11.10/fuzzy.html
> There's some real Gems in here...go find them!
The Fuzzy Logic Of Useful Idiots
Giordano Bruno
It hurts to be wrong. Not just emotionally, but physically, especially when it's public, like swimming headfirst into a school of very ill-tempered jellyfish.....or maybe piranha. The horror of it is almost cinematic. The more artificially pumped your ego, or the more brainwashed with academic pretension, the more terrifying that moment of realization is, that moment when all your assumptions are dashed aside like a three-year-old's alphabet blocks. To a certain point, it is understandable why so many people live in such violent denial, however, this does not detract from the perils of that denial...
> There's some real Gems in here...go find them!
The Fuzzy Logic Of Useful Idiots
Giordano Bruno
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It hurts to be wrong. Not just emotionally, but physically, especially when it's public, like swimming headfirst into a school of very ill-tempered jellyfish.....or maybe piranha. The horror of it is almost cinematic. The more artificially pumped your ego, or the more brainwashed with academic pretension, the more terrifying that moment of realization is, that moment when all your assumptions are dashed aside like a three-year-old's alphabet blocks. To a certain point, it is understandable why so many people live in such violent denial, however, this does not detract from the perils of that denial...
Sunday, September 26, 2010
Wednesday, September 22, 2010
GRAVY JEOPARDY ANALFICATION PADDLEWHEEL
Gravy Jeopardy Analfication Paddlewheel
The economists willing to speak up are telling us the US is “nearly” bankrupt, but the fact of the matter is the US has been formally and declared bankrupt since 1933. These bean counters know their numbers but not their history, they in essence report on mythology.
But having proved these assertions time and again, let us rather speak to the actual situation, which is to deconstruct, 'Alice and Wonderland' and, 'The Wizard of OZ', while sitting in the Twilight Zone Cafe having a cuppa java with Jesus. So yea, we're discussing such topics as 'TVZombies', heat ray weapons, and the nomenclature of the real Moriarty and the Hounds of Vaudeville.
And it sounds like some strange alien language to the waitress hovering by. I say she hovers she flits she nods and smiles and has the mannerisms of a down home robot, accented to match.
So I light a cigarette, because this is MY coffee shop and my sharpie marks on the napkin. No smoke goons in my world. It's around 1950 here in ambiance. And the Birchers can only look through the windows mystified, while the Commies watch them from across the street parked in a 40 Ford sedan battleship gray.
Jesus says something about a pit of vipers and in my plate in front of me snakes squirm like a moving hologram. I drop an ash in the plate and the image disappears.
“how 'bout those Yankees?” I mutter.
“Shut out it seems” He replies, “as Far as I see”
Which sounds like he said something about Pharisees. I nod knowingly.
Moral:
Ya learn enough about these fucks it drives ya crazy, unless you have your coffee with Jesus.
The economists willing to speak up are telling us the US is “nearly” bankrupt, but the fact of the matter is the US has been formally and declared bankrupt since 1933. These bean counters know their numbers but not their history, they in essence report on mythology.
But having proved these assertions time and again, let us rather speak to the actual situation, which is to deconstruct, 'Alice and Wonderland' and, 'The Wizard of OZ', while sitting in the Twilight Zone Cafe having a cuppa java with Jesus. So yea, we're discussing such topics as 'TVZombies', heat ray weapons, and the nomenclature of the real Moriarty and the Hounds of Vaudeville.
And it sounds like some strange alien language to the waitress hovering by. I say she hovers she flits she nods and smiles and has the mannerisms of a down home robot, accented to match.
So I light a cigarette, because this is MY coffee shop and my sharpie marks on the napkin. No smoke goons in my world. It's around 1950 here in ambiance. And the Birchers can only look through the windows mystified, while the Commies watch them from across the street parked in a 40 Ford sedan battleship gray.
Jesus says something about a pit of vipers and in my plate in front of me snakes squirm like a moving hologram. I drop an ash in the plate and the image disappears.
“how 'bout those Yankees?” I mutter.
“Shut out it seems” He replies, “as Far as I see”
Which sounds like he said something about Pharisees. I nod knowingly.
Moral:
Ya learn enough about these fucks it drives ya crazy, unless you have your coffee with Jesus.
Saturday, September 11, 2010
The Looniest of all 9/11 Conspiracy Theories
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Re-found this gem linked to by whatreallyhappened.com today. The Idaho Observer was a great place for some good writing, but sadly the man behind the site died or was killed recently, I guess we'll never know which. Kinda like Chris Story at worldreports.org. 9-11 anniversaries always get me a down, but my (first, last and only) 8 month old baby Rosaleigh always brings back the smile. ENJOY. Brad (wxman2001)
From the August 2003 Idaho Observer:
The looniest of all 9/11 conspiracy theories
“Let us not tolerate outrageous conspiracy theories,” President Bush stated amid increasingly loud accusations that his administration may have allowed the tragic events of 9/11 to occur as a pretext justifying U.S. expansion of armed conflict around the world to allegedly wage war on terrorism. Curiously, most of the “outrageous conspiracy theories” to which he refers incorporate some extremely sound science, logic and witness testimony where the official version is lacking in those critical areas. The following is a rather clever and immensely sarcastic approach to the government's explanation of 9/11 -- which follows a pattern established by the “magic bullet theory” to explain the assassination of JFK and a Ryder truck full of fertilizer and fuel oil to explain the damage at the Murrah federal building in OK City.
[/caption]Re-found this gem linked to by whatreallyhappened.com today. The Idaho Observer was a great place for some good writing, but sadly the man behind the site died or was killed recently, I guess we'll never know which. Kinda like Chris Story at worldreports.org. 9-11 anniversaries always get me a down, but my (first, last and only) 8 month old baby Rosaleigh always brings back the smile. ENJOY. Brad (wxman2001)
From the August 2003 Idaho Observer:
The looniest of all 9/11 conspiracy theories
“Let us not tolerate outrageous conspiracy theories,” President Bush stated amid increasingly loud accusations that his administration may have allowed the tragic events of 9/11 to occur as a pretext justifying U.S. expansion of armed conflict around the world to allegedly wage war on terrorism. Curiously, most of the “outrageous conspiracy theories” to which he refers incorporate some extremely sound science, logic and witness testimony where the official version is lacking in those critical areas. The following is a rather clever and immensely sarcastic approach to the government's explanation of 9/11 -- which follows a pattern established by the “magic bullet theory” to explain the assassination of JFK and a Ryder truck full of fertilizer and fuel oil to explain the damage at the Murrah federal building in OK City.
Sunday, August 29, 2010
Korny's Kottage Kreations
Show your zionist pride with the new goy-beanie, as seen here sported by a MOSSAD operative consulting with a demolition specialist pre-911(the propeller denotes IDF Airborne)its endorsed by that skunk lookin guy from Southern Poverty Law.Just $9.99Also new to our fall selection is the John Hagee blow-up doll, (its almost life-size but we a could not find a material elastic enough that would hold the tremendous weight in bull-shit)$19.99 order now and get a free Scofield Edition with our soft lamp-shade cover. Normally sold for $49.99 at Kristian book stores. HOT DEALS today only !
Yellow ribbons $19.99 a gross (and man are they gross)
Red-white and blue body bags $16.99
Tea-Party-on-da-day-dat-piss-off-da-niggas bumper stickers endorsed by Al Sharpton and Glen Beck $5 bucks ! Soon to become a collectors item.
"Mashugana Man" T-shirts,just the thing to wear when lightin-up rag-heads,only available in blood-red $9.99
Tuesday, August 3, 2010
Wednesday, July 14, 2010
Kung-fu Hillbilly presidential campaign update
I got a call from the Jerry Springer show today,they wanted Me to go on the show. I had to tell the young man that called I would only come on the show to talk about liberty and what the founders intended for us to have as a republic. He sounded very negative,wanted comedy. I had to tell him that there is nothing funny going on if you are a common man.
Wednesday, June 9, 2010
Monday, April 19, 2010
Forgive Me Father ...
This one the Levee wouldn't publish, mainly because New Orleans is such a heavily Catholic city.
Personally I say, joke em', if they can't take a fuck.
Personally I say, joke em', if they can't take a fuck.
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