BREAKING ANNOUNCEMENT:FUKU Tap Water Wins “Gold Quality” Award!-- Officials Claim Safe to Drink --http://www.infowars.com/fukushima-tap-water-wins-gold-quality-award-officials-claim-safe-to-drink/“Officials in Fukushima, Japan, are touting a recent ‘Gold Medal’ award as evidence that their tap water is safe to drink.[caption id="attachment_27282" align="aligncenter" width="300"]

Its A.O.K!!![/caption]
How can the People of the World not grab this latest announcement by the “Officials”, and toss it right back in their faces?!
I ask U? Thus…
ANNOUNCEMENT From HUMANITY to WORLD “OFFICIALS” and THOSE WORKING ON THEIR BEHALF: With genuine sincerity -- ALL of Humanity generously announces the funding of a new corporation { Double Tap }wholly owned by ALL of Humanity, and funded by OUR TAXES (so product will never be unavailable to the thirsty “Officials” and Their Associates).Now that FUKU tap water has received a prestigious “Gold Medal Award” bestowed by none other than – Local “Officials”, ALL of Humanity has collectively decided to create a never-ending resource of FUKU tap water for the consumption by ALL “Officials” and Associates of Government, Banking, Big Pharma, Big Ag, International Corporate Conglomerates, Prestigious Foundations and Think Tanks, Secret & Not-So-Secret Societies, Military related Industries and most Agencies often referred to as “Alphabet Soup” Agencies, PLUS other Deserving Groups whom have proven their “thirsty-ness” in Obvious Ways. Such as Main Street Media Groups, and Entertainment Elites for instance.FUKU Bottled Water by the “Double Tap” non-profit Humanitarian Corporation (ALL Rights Reserved) will be available soon, in generous quantities. Shipped direct from the FUKU source of inspiration.[caption id="attachment_27292" align="aligncenter" width="300"]

FUKU Water for the Few[/caption]
The marketing motto of “FUKU -- Drink Swell!” will be happily plastered everywhere, to convey the sentiments of humanity behind every drop served.
FUKU Bottled Water will ONLY be available to the “Select Few” 1% Club -- and the rest of Humanity is strictly prohibited from imbibing the “Gold Medal Award” water. This caveat is to highlight the Exclusiveness of the 1% who will ONLY be able to partake of this Special FUKU Bottled Water.***It is Our Privilege to give back to the privileged 1% what they so richly deserve – Exclusive Access to “Officially” Blessed Products.[caption id="attachment_27283" align="aligncenter" width="300"]

NO! This FUKU is ONLY for the "Officials", son.[/caption]
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Here Mr. & Mrs. "Official" -- We are HAPPY to serve YOU your "Special" water.[/caption]
Watch your Alt-News stations like COTOCREW for announcements of exciting NEW PRODUCTS from Double Tap, made available exclusively to NWO 1%ers. Products like "Chemtrail Cocktails" and "Monsanto Meatballs" are sure to be hugely popular with the elite crowd.