GRAVY JEOPARDY ANALFICATION PADDLEWHEEL

Gravy Jeopardy Analfication Paddlewheel

The economists willing to speak up are telling us the US is “nearly” bankrupt, but the fact of the matter is the US has been formally and declared bankrupt since 1933. These bean counters know their numbers but not their history, they in essence report on mythology.
But having proved these assertions time and again, let us rather speak to the actual situation, which is to deconstruct, 'Alice and Wonderland' and, 'The Wizard of OZ', while sitting in the Twilight Zone Cafe having a cuppa java with Jesus. So yea, we're discussing such topics as 'TVZombies', heat ray weapons, and the nomenclature of the real Moriarty and the Hounds of Vaudeville.
And it sounds like some strange alien language to the waitress hovering by. I say she hovers she flits she nods and smiles and has the mannerisms of a down home robot, accented to match.
So I light a cigarette, because this is MY coffee shop and my sharpie marks on the napkin. No smoke goons in my world. It's around 1950 here in ambiance. And the Birchers can only look through the windows mystified, while the Commies watch them from across the street parked in a 40 Ford sedan battleship gray.

Jesus says something about a pit of vipers and in my plate in front of me snakes squirm like a moving hologram. I drop an ash in the plate and the image disappears.

“how 'bout those Yankees?” I mutter.

“Shut out it seems” He replies, “as Far as I see”

Which sounds like he said something about Pharisees. I nod knowingly.

Moral:

Ya learn enough about these fucks it drives ya crazy, unless you have your coffee with Jesus.