Kung-fu Hillbilly presidential campaign update

I got a call from the Jerry Springer show today,they wanted Me to go on the show. I had to tell the young man that called I would only come on the show to talk about liberty and what the founders intended for us to have as a republic. He sounded very negative,wanted comedy. I had to tell him that there is nothing funny going on if you are a common man.



Here is the mail I sent to get their attention.

I think its high time we had a president in touch with main street (or the trailer park) We need a candidate that knows our beer and tobacco are over taxed.

Just think about it,we could send all the Whitehouse staff home,get one of those Air Force tugs that move planes around at the base and pull Hillbilly's trailer and park it on Pennsylvania Avenue,run a water hose and an extension cord out there and our leader could be accessible to the people for a change ! Think of the money we would save without all that staff and secret service. He wouldn't need body guards cuz nobody would hate him, he is so down to earth and un-assuming.

When the congress-critterers get out of line he could just kung-fu they ugly asses.

I do hereby volunteer as chief of his election campaign. Our platform would be thus

 

1.Legalized prostitution.

2.Lowering the consensual age to 16 (thats My favorite)

3. Legalize bud ( I no longer smoke that horse-manure but I think you should have the right).

4. Legalize kicking a liberals ass.

5.Tommy Chong will be drug zhar.

6.Move the capitol to Alabama,what the hell have the damn Yankees done for us but tax us and grab our guns?

7.Get the US out of the UN and round up all foreigners in DC and send em packin !

For more info or to make a contribution (only full cases of beer will be accepted) call 830-325-XXXX

And I got a response. I cannot do comedy while My country is going down the toilet. I asked the staffer Damon to reflect on what liberty and freedom had meant to him and reminded him that the Springer show only shows because of the liberty given by the founders. I don't expect to hear from them again. Sex sells and neither I or the framers have much sex appeal,controversy yes, sex no.  I will continue to defend freedom on the street,at the market or anywhere else anyone will listen. Lift up the flag of freedom,revive the spirit of the fathers,and do it today.  I will not compromise.