FUKU Tap Water Wins “Gold Quality” Award!
-- Officials Claim Safe to Drink --
http://www.infowars.com/fukushima-tap-water-wins-gold-quality-award-officials-claim-safe-to-drink/
“Officials in Fukushima, Japan, are touting a recent ‘Gold Medal’ award as evidence that their tap water is safe to drink.
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Its A.O.K!!![/caption]How can the People of the World not grab this latest announcement by the “Officials”, and toss it right back in their faces?!
I ask U? Thus…
ANNOUNCEMENT From HUMANITY to WORLD “OFFICIALS” and THOSE WORKING ON THEIR BEHALF:
With genuine sincerity -- ALL of Humanity generously announces the funding of a new corporation { Double Tap }wholly owned by ALL of Humanity, and funded by OUR TAXES (so product will never be unavailable to the thirsty “Officials” and Their Associates).
Now that FUKU tap water has received a prestigious “Gold Medal Award” bestowed by none other than – Local “Officials”, ALL of Humanity has collectively decided to create a never-ending resource of FUKU tap water for the consumption by ALL “Officials” and Associates of Government, Banking, Big Pharma, Big Ag, International Corporate Conglomerates, Prestigious Foundations and Think Tanks, Secret & Not-So-Secret Societies, Military related Industries and most Agencies often referred to as “Alphabet Soup” Agencies, PLUS other Deserving Groups whom have proven their “thirsty-ness” in Obvious Ways. Such as Main Street Media Groups, and Entertainment Elites for instance.
FUKU Bottled Water by the “Double Tap” non-profit Humanitarian Corporation (ALL Rights Reserved) will be available soon, in generous quantities. Shipped direct from the FUKU source of inspiration.
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FUKU Water for the Few[/caption]The marketing motto of “FUKU -- Drink Swell!” will be happily plastered everywhere, to convey the sentiments of humanity behind every drop served.
FUKU Bottled Water will ONLY be available to the “Select Few” 1% Club -- and the rest of Humanity is strictly prohibited from imbibing the “Gold Medal Award” water. This caveat is to highlight the Exclusiveness of the 1% who will ONLY be able to partake of this Special FUKU Bottled Water.
***It is Our Privilege to give back to the privileged 1% what they so richly deserve – Exclusive Access to “Officially” Blessed Products.
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NO! This FUKU is ONLY for the "Officials", son.[/caption][caption id="attachment_27284" align="aligncenter" width="275"]
Here Mr. & Mrs. "Official" -- We are HAPPY to serve YOU your "Special" water.[/caption]Watch your Alt-News stations like COTOCREW for announcements of exciting NEW PRODUCTS from Double Tap, made available exclusively to NWO 1%ers. Products like "Chemtrail Cocktails" and "Monsanto Meatballs" are sure to be hugely popular with the elite crowd.





