Thursday, September 9, 2010

The Torah Burning Has Been Cancelled

The FBI paid Me a visit under orders of the Anti-defecation league of brayin-twits. They said I must cancel the scheduled fighting of fire with fire or "powers that be,chosen people-powers" would send sundry alphabet agencies to "make Your life a living hell". So I am hereby cancelling the highly anticipated scroll scorching until further notice.



Just in case there are any more goofy ideas of burning stuff to further some chosen agenda I have the scrolls , a big Zippo and a can of Ronson. So dont get any ideas Mr. skunk lookin person,cuz I will do it I tell ya, I will !

Photo courtesy of the Holocaust Memorial. "Six million reasons the USA is owned"

13 comments:

  1. ahhh yes Korn, no burning...but we will always have the music :)

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  2. You know when that shark bites wiffits teefs bay scarlotty bilbo stars to fred...jussa jakof iso makeefbay nenner neeners t'wat he said.

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  3. I was sooooo bummed hearing the burning had been canceled. But, praise be! We may still get a book burning after all...thank you Jesus...

    Westboro Baptist Church to burn Qurans if Dove doesn't

    By Chad Smith
    Staff writer

    Westboro Baptist Church, the small Topeka, Kan., church that pickets funerals of American soldiers to spread its message that God is punishing the country for being tolerant of homosexuals, has vowed to hold a Quran burning if Gainesville's Dove World Outreach Center calls its off.

    http://www.ocala.com/article/20100909/ARTICLES/100909743/1412?Title=Westboro-Baptish-Church-to-burn-Qurans-if-Dove-doesn-t

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  4. Good one obtuse & so apropo!

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  5. Damn, and I was gonna post the marshmallows!

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  6. I would like to join that flock !

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  7. hahahha oz... "post" the marshmallows.. clever ;)

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  8. A two hour demand has been issued. the BARB-Q may be on again.

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  9. Well, the Torah and the Koran may not be cooking, but the people will be:


    http://www.examiner.com/human-rights-in-national/laser-gun-torture-war-crime-against-targets-and-inmates-aclu-urges-public-outcry

    "He knows when you've been good or bad so be good for goodness sake.."

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  10. Sounds like Dr. No is back in the burning saddle.

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  11. Should be blazing saddle.

    On Sat, Sep 11, 2010 at 9:16 AM, John Riggs wrote:

    > Sounds like Dr. No is back in the burning saddle. > >

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  12. Oh well at least you posted the a top ten COTO wanted pic.

    Potok, a very dangerous man. Moris Dees version of Sammy Gravano before snitching. I wonder if Potok will ever come clean on OK City?

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