The Military Industrial Complex wants to reach it's dirty, nasty fingers into our kid's school lunches. It seems they are worried that the little kiddles will be too fat to fight when they reach recruitment age. This would put a serious crimp in their levels of stocked canon fodder which is used in their wars for Empire.
Know what I say? Eat up kiddies! Pass around those hot fudge sundaes and fries and drown em in chocolate shakes. Is that healthy? Of course not but is being blown to bits in a foreign land or having your brain washed and fried by the military better for body and mind? Hell no! Chow down so you don't have to go!~~~ jg
