"Clowns to the Left of Me, Jokers to the Right" -- Watch the Puppets Duke It Out on Your Dime!

***UPDATE TO THIS POST (6/03/15)

"Freedom Act has been Passed".  One article on this is at http://www.infowars.com/the-freedom-act-is-worse-than-the-patriot-act/  The comments are not very intelligent at this point on that thread, just bickering back and forth.  But, some of the points of the so-called "Freedom Act" are laid out.

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Twas recently said...By: boomerangcomesback on May 31, 2015 at at 4:31 pm in a comment at the previous thread here on COTO:

"And I Rand Paul is supposedly set, and in a position to repeal the hated and unconstitutional “Patriot Act” during some odd Sunday evening senate vote gesticulations. (See discussion of this at Info Wars  http://www.infowars.com/rand-paul-seeks-spying-showdown-in-sunday-senate-meeting/).  Since And I Rand Paul is a yarmulke-wearing, wailing-wall humping Zionist crony/puppet of the highest order, WE must assume this “action” is a Strategic move by the Zio-Corporatists that is just a changing of the lipstick color on the Pig of Booberment legislations. S’posedly the Paul Puppet will garner Kudos for mucking up the re-upping of the scum patriot act — making him of pResidential “quality” in the deluded eyes of some sheeple flocks.  I see the plan now, with this cynical brain fart epiphany.The “timing” and weird Sunday choice for this “action” makes the drama suspect in my opinion anyways.  Have a sparkling weekend COTO!

Cue photo of Zio-Rand:

[caption id="attachment_27251" align="alignnone" width="274"] Who Butters Rand's Bread?[/caption]

Reply by By: Puddy Dunne on May 31, 2015 at 7:36 pm:

"My bet is the target of “Patriot Act”, the movie is Section 215 (=8 btw)It is a traid. He gains the libertarian and moderates and gets to ride high during primaries. But also the goal is to bring the boil of the Snowden Psyop and Surveillance State fever down by throwing us proles a few bones. Then without warning we get the BIG TERROR and then they go on a 24/7 campaign to tell us why we needed more surveillance and how we could have prevented it if we hadn’t clipped the wings of our NSA freedom Act.

That 24/7 campaign will last until the day of the 2016 election. At that time whether Jeb, Hillaryor Obama III, the TPP and Police State will go in hyper mode. That’s my best guess of Zebranomics and Election psyops from TAVISTOCK GRP".

Cue photo of Zebra Head 'Nomics:

[caption id="attachment_27152" align="aligncenter" width="300"] Stars & Stripes Zebra Finger Puppet[/caption]

OH WAIT!  A HEADLINE from /\/\SNBC -- "Surveillance powers set to lapse with no deal in Senate".  http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/surveillance-powers-set-to-lapse-with-no-deal-in-senate/ar-BBksFvg?ocid=UP97DHP .

"The National Security Agency (NSA) will lose its authority at midnight to collect Americans' phone records in bulk, after an extraordinary Sunday afternoon Senate session failed to produce an 11th-hour deal to extend the fiercely contested program.

{Fiercely contested by The Corporations' ballerinas, not representatives for The People, a forgotten group of slaves often referred to as "voters").

Cue photo of Ballerina:

[caption id="attachment_27606" align="aligncenter" width="100"] Really? A ballerina?[/caption]

Rahm Emanuel - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

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"Chairman of the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee .... Rahm was encouraged by his mother to take ballet lessons and is a graduate of the Evanston School of Ballet,^[11] as well as a student of The Joel Hall Dance Center, where his children later took lessons.^[12] He won a scholarship to the Joffrey Ballet,^[13] but turned it down to attend Sarah Lawrence College, a liberal arts school with a strong dance program.^[14]"


NEVER MIND!  That weirdness just got too political there.  Back to the story --

"Intelligence officials warned that the outcome amounts to a win for terrorists. But civil liberties groups applauded the demise, at least temporarily, of the once-secret post-Sept. 11 program made public by NSA contractor Edward Snowden, which critics say is an unconstitutional intrusion into Americans' privacy.

The program is all but certain to be revived in a matter of days, although it also looks certain to be completely overhauled under House-passed legislation that Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell reluctantly blessed in an about-face Sunday evening. With most senators opposed to extending current law unchanged, even for a short time, McConnell said the House bill was the only option left other than letting the program die off entirely. The Senate voted 77-17 to move ahead on the House-passed bill".

This Non-Story gets even more convoluted with an article by Politico at  http://www.politico.com/story/2015/05/mitch-mcconnell-nsa-patriot-act-surveillance-118453.html .

Hold on to the seat of your pants as "Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell, R-Ky., walks from the Senate Chamber after gaveling open a special session to extend surveillance programs, in Washington, Sunday, May 31, 2015. | AP Photo"

Cue McConnell doing his best Perp Walk for the Photo Op:

[caption id="attachment_27611" align="aligncenter" width="660"] McConnell Doing the Photo Op Perp Walk[/caption]

AHH, I was just kidding.  He's doing the "Purposeful Walk" for this scintillating Photo Op.  From this angle he appears in his Sunday Best to be a "Man-on-a-Mission" for ALL Americans, no?!  This striding Senate Majority "Leader" approves this visual message in a stentorian expression "shouting" from the MSM media that he is Doing Something!

What's he doing?  What's he really doing?  What are THEY doing?

 Definition of Stentorian:

“There seemed no one to dispute his claims when he said, or rather shouted, in stentorian tones: "I am Tsa. This is my she. Who wishes her more than Tsa?". You find this gibberish 2nd down at https://www.google.com/#q=stentorian

What?  What are they saying?  Wha?

It is only in other apoplectic photo captures that he appears as a bloated toad who just swallowed a jug 'O Ex Lax!

Cue Bloated Toad Photo:

[caption id="attachment_27613" align="aligncenter" width="134"] Bloated Toad[/caption]

NO!  DON'T GO!!!  I know the entire figment of the political puppet masters' imaginations is almost too revolting to see, to hear, to comprehend!  But, this latest gambit -- Created -- for The Masses' entertrainment displays craftsmanship & craftiness in its total thrall, which ends up being nothing but a fish's wet dream.  You could just go to the movies?...

Tune in to the description of the "Fight" as described at the end of the Politico article linked above --Its a Rough & Tumble Dispute between the entirely illReputed heavy weight puppets!  Where else will you get a title like this?  "McConnell moves to swallow USA Freedom Act".  Yummy!


"McConnell (R-Ky.) made one last-gasp attempt to keep them on life support. He moved to extend for two weeks less controversial wire-tapping and “lone wolf” terrorist provisions, only to be rebuffed by his Kentucky colleague. McConnell responded with a rare show of anger on the Senate floor, ripping the “demagoguery” surrounding the PATRIOT Act’s bulk data collection programs as they headed toward a temporary lapse at midnight".

What writing!  What a CONTEST of wills, of STATESMANSHIP!  And I Rand Paul winks and nods, and delivers a Punch -- “I will force the expiration of the NSA illegal spy program,” Kentucky’s Paul said in a statement Saturday. “I am ready and willing to start the debate on how we fight terrorism without giving up our liberty.”

My COTO friends, this satire has been brought to you to highlight the absolute ridiculousness of the ridiculous charade of "law-making" in America, performed daily (even on weekends!) by highly paid Actors.  It is my hope that the show soon closes and moves out of town to a deserted island or desert near a war front.