Dial Your Poison.

 



You may select from among the three pre-approved craptidates, Mortimer Snurd, Mediocre Fred or Sanitarium.  Mortimer was sanctioned or expelled or something, he says he wasnt, it's still not clear to Me. He had a thing for the ladies, wanted to open up a marriage, she wanted to keep it closed.  He has this thing for bagels and holy wars.  He is as wide as Phineas Barnum.  Speaking of clowns we also have Mediocre Fred.  Says corporations are people.  He should know.  I hear he dismembered a bunch of em.  He follows some dude named Joe Smith or Joe Blow or somethin.  The idiot-box has been spewing crap about said Joe Shmoe.  Something about making the cult mainline so he wont appear as a weirdo I hear.  Makes fifty-two G's a day doing nothing but passing liberal agendas while playing like he's a conservator.  Suffers from over-active blabber.  Not worried about the poor, the lazy bums. Not worried about the wealthy, they can buy him off.  He worrys about the middle-class and how he can run that barbed-wire encrusted telephone pole farther up our hinder-parts without benefit of petrolatum gel.  Will not buy dinner beforehand, no cigarette after, it's not poplar with sleeveless.  Not even a candy cigarette, sugar is now a controlled substance.

Well that leaves us with the mystery-man Sanitarium.  Dudes like a holy-roller or somethin all of a sudden.  Never heard of him.  Where do they find these guys and why are they being shoved down My throat ?  He likes him some war as long as somebody else does the grunting.  I would talk of his achievements but I never heard of him as I said and wish I hadn't.

Thanks to Diebold Corp.,  any vote for any candidate other than these three will register as a vote for Mediocre or Mortimer.  Sanitarium is just in the mix to give the appearance that you have choices.  But you DO have choices.  Get a pre-planned funeral or just let your destitute relatives have the county throw you in a hole and run the bulldozer over you, carnations optional.  Requiem required by Rockyfeller. Late lents , last lenience.