Cutting-edge Enviroscience

Korn-Tex environmental Technologies introduces new resource management technology that will save the environment and reduce labor costs. John the team leader at Korn-tech's new green division stated recently "I just got so damned tired of being so angry about so many issues I just had to channel all that into a positive direct action,clean and green I always say". "We can save one billion easy the first year on water resources and chemicals that have been used customarily, not to speak of labor savings" quips John.

The technology borrows from the destructive hydraulic mining methods that were used in the past,only now more finely tuned and environmentally sensitive.  The task we are undertaking is as old as indoor plumbing.  The problem was all those pesky reminders of yesterdays fare somehow becoming attached to those indoor fixtures.  A speck of tomato here, a bean hull there, but there is a solution! The Korn-tech "Direct Stream" technology will blast away those pesky pieces.  Close attention to target acquisition and pressure control will make quick work of that nasty old chore that nobody really wanted to do. Hard to remove stain? Add more vinegar to the diet, acidity will burn it off mighty pronto !  The gentlemen are handily equipped for this live streaming,but ladies,not to worry ! Korn-techs "Femmes Standing Straw-ng" program will outfit you with our new "Rapid-stream Posit-trac" target acquisition tube."Ladies Standing Straw-ng shoulder to shoulder with their male counterparts" is our motto.  Equality our goal, sanitation our role.  Ex-pres Bill Clinton will be our mobile green volunteer.  He will use his specially tuned skills to get up under that bothersome rim, no more standing on your head ladies !

Korn-tech will assume no responsibility for spills,damage or unforeseen swelling from over-use. Target acquisition software extra. Only one tube per customer.Please note: the Posit-trac tube is an orthopedic device and must be custom fit by Dr. John, accept no imitation.