Lady principal: According to Ericka's TAKS test scores we must vote to retain her in the 8th grade.Korn: I requested that she be given the test orally in our last meeting.
Principal: Ericka is not in a group that guidelines allow to be tested orally.
Korn: The state is GOD ?
Principal: Mr. Korn we must work within the guidlines.
Korn: Maam do You serve the students or the state ?
Principal: Both.
Korn: What about "no child left behind".
Principal: Thats what the TAKS program is.
Korn: Orwellian doublespeak. Maam these children You see here will soon be drafted to die fighting the enemies of Israel in the middle east. None of this really matters. As a humanitarian gesture please just place her in the 9th grade and let her enjoy what remains of her childhood.
Principal: Our recommendation is that she be retained.
Korn:While we are chatting here so enjoyably congress at this moment is making plans to confiscate Your pension.
Principal: Mr. Korn we have spent twenty minutes arguing this.
Korn: (I turn to address My wife) Your options are to home school, put her in private school or You can take her back to her country.
Damnit I had that all lined up along the left margin so neatly. Paddy fix this infernal stinkin soft-snafu !
ReplyDeleteThe state IS GOD
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1-eBz8hyoE&feature=player_embedded
Thanks Paddy,when I grow up I want to be just like You !
ReplyDeleteWhen your a WAYS and MEANS guy, then you are a globalist, thieving crook. Ask Rangel.
ReplyDeleteNice going there bro
John if you can home school, I'd do it. You and others must force the Fascist agenda takeover for the children first. They are number one in my book.
After closer scrutiny I found one hispanic girl will be taking 8th grade for the 3rd time ! No white students were retained. I will call LULAC in the morning. And the liberal press.
ReplyDeleteMy 27 month old grandson has not been injected with any poisonous vaccinations which is a no no in the public school system. My daughter is seriously considering home schooling when the time comes. I hope she does.
ReplyDeleteI think you should go for it too. Screw them.
I just penned a letter to LULAC, there appears to be only latinos retained. LULAC has big influence here. One TV camera can move mountains. I have not yet begun to fight!
ReplyDeleteStick to your principals Korn.
ReplyDeleteWe all know this is Hegelberry clamcakes.
What good is it
When everythings turned to shit
And all you wanted was a little bit
But the bus full of prophets
Is burnining by the roadside