Kall Flips His Wig

Since OEN has become so hopelessly weenyfied I dont go there anymore. Today I saw this on My inbox   "Obama Keeps Shrinking Those "Little brain" White Male Penises" by Rob Kall. Since the Obama thing I have been feeling more and more moderate with right-wing conservative tendencies.

I would today like to officially  and publicly here today announce My own self as leader of the "Radical Moderates". We believe in a jewish God,but not the ones from New York. We hold dear the freedoms gauranteed by the founding fathers as they were written,not being watered down by some ugly foreign woman on the supreme court. We static-cling to our guns and religion. We tolerate our wimmin but we love our tractors. Guldenselver are legally tender,we dont like gender-benders,we like girls thats slender leanin on the fender (of Detroit iron). We drink beer. A gay person is happy,a deviate is a queer.

That should be enough to set the green-go's whirlin like a dervish. If anyone would like more info on our platform just contact John Birch.

My name is Deere,

and My tank is pressurized.

Liberal weiners

will never dare

to pull My levers.

My wheels turn the world

on its axis,

so stuff a sock,

if´n you caint hack this.

I have fed ten thousand,

and I will feed a million more.

So take that Pelosi,

up Your back door.

My name is Deere and My tank is pressurized.