Friday, August 7, 2009

The bullshit gets deeper...







Rachel Maddow is telling the truth here... but as usual, there's a bit more to it than that.  It would be nice if every fourth word in Rachael's report weren't "ConspiracyTheory," the new slush-bucket catch-all phrase for anything the speaker chooses not to believe... especially if it seems outrageous.  It really does sound outrageous to assert that some are charging "Obamacare" with forced abortions and killing grannies.  Except it's true.

What David Sirota calls the Me-First, Screw Everyone Else Crowd (MFSEEC, or "Mifseek") gobbles it up like porcine vacuum cleaners.  Maddow's claim that all these little snoutpork Eichmanns are being manipulated by "corporate astro-turfing" would sound like "conspiracy theory" if it weren't so easy to trace back to the usual suspects.  But go ahead, compare websites.  Check out "Recess Rally" and check out "Health Care for America. Pay close attention to the "identity" links.

And yes, "the other side" does it too.  That's not the point.  The point is that the bullshit is getting deeper... and it's time to work it into the garden instead of throwing it at each other.  I call this "Compost-Modernism."  A big part of CM is finding where the bulls are instead of looking for more ammo in the bullshit fight.  Or opening your mouth in a shitstorm.  Use the old ideas to grow some new ones.  Work it into the soil.  Don't eat it.  We have had enough Coprophagic Culture.

But wait for it... "Compost-Modern" sails over the heads of the Mifseeks like a cowpie frisbee, and along comes the Joe-the-Plumber "rebuttal:"  Hey-Joe... when YOU are rich and successful... do YOU want the "government" to take all "your money" and give it to those nagging parasites who don't work... you know... the "naggers?"  Woah... NO WAY, Rush!  Pssssst... Joe... Joe- you're not a real plumber.  You're an unlicenced day-laborer.  The chances of YOU getting rich are...

Well, the chances of Joe getting rich are about as good as the chances of Bammo "spreading the wealth around," because if he REALLY were going to do that, he wouldn't be one of the pre-selected "candidates."  Sure everybody wants "less government" and "lower (or NO) taxes."  THAT one has been back-and-forth over the pasture for over a hundred years. Does it ever happen?  Not for you or me or anybody else who has to carry (or wear) the bucket.

The "candidates" all pop out of the same hole... you know... the one on the back end of that big bull under there.

We are skid-marks in their underwear.

20 comments:

  1. Yep, right wing, corporate funded PR. But odd, she fails to mention that the Obama plan caters more to the insurance company than the consumer. More catering to corporate interests. Why don't you mention THAT Rachel? Also, why don't you mention that americans will be forced to have health care whether they want it or not and it ain't gonna be free.

    They are ALL scum... repugnants & demorats alike. They can all rot in hell as far as I'm concerned and take all their msm shills with them.

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  2. She also fails to mention the brown-shirt scare tactics that the Obama-trons are carrying out. At a recent town-hall a black dude passing out little "dont tread on me" flags got knocked down and kicked shit-less by a bunch of shipped in union goons. Black on black crime never ceases to amaze Me,

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTXBOgPCh9w&feature=player_embedded

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--ZJhR3T4aw&feature=player_embedded

    So much for open debate
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2NI_Cx9hbs&feature=player_embedded

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  3. Easy there Jersey girl, we dont want them going to the devil before they get their nose rubbed in their own mess. There is a mass awakening going on. The sleeping giant is restless. Wait a few weeks and see what a stink will be made. Its fixin to get real interwesting

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  4. Now thats real bi-partisanship eh ? I would have ripped the freekin door off the hinges.

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  5. Sigh... ok... ONE MORE TIME:

    "That’s not the point. The point is that the bullshit is getting deeper… and it’s time to work it into the garden instead of throwing it at each other."

    ok...ok... it's a metaphor. a little obtuse. It's not about THEM: the lefties/righties gummunt corporations... yadda yadda blah.

    IT'S ABOUT US. That's right... you and me. Here we are... NO REALLY... RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW ON THIS WEBSITE... typing "...goddam those... oh fill in the blank... it's all THEIR fault (not mine)." And here's what's so fuckin funny... pick-a-whatever tells a bunch of us you got to go to XYZ and tell ABC that "you're not going to put up with..123"

    ...like you have some kind of choice. YOU DON"T.

    ...and then the WXYs meet the TUVs and start yelling and then bopping each other with their signs because "...it's THEM, not ME." Wotta buncha stoopid fucks.

    Yeah yeah... the "sleeping giant" awakens and... what? I'll tell you what. "Sleeping giant" awakes and hurts itself trying to kick itself in the groin.

    That's what happened in Germany. That's how the Nazis came to power... because "they" could out-shout... and then out-street-brawl the other dumbfucks who thought they were "communists." Except, back then... they MAY have had a choice. YOU DON'T.

    This is ALL bullshit. Fold your arms. Walk away. Fucking IGNORE IT. What about... baking bread... or getting intelligence... or ... WHAT? THAT'S THE POINT... WHAT? If not all this government-corporations-NWO- OBVIOUS SHIT... THEN WHAT????

    every single nitwit in these videos has been "astroturfed" by something... and manipulated into thinking that whoever shouts the loudest in front of the Punch-and-Judy show is going to "win" and they think they're "activists." They're passivists. They can't even see through "let's you and him fight," and that's WAFFER THIN.

    No, WE are the problem. So what do WE do? Well... how bout this... quit our fucking J-O-Bs. Oh... you're "independently" wealthy... retired... "self-sufficient?" Good for you, smart-ass... then STOP USING "MONEY." Am I doing that... fuck no... not until YOU DO IT.

    See how it works?

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  6. OK... sorry... that was also a bit unclear. Lemme try again.

    My grandpa used to say: "...the only thing you HAVE to do is DIE and PAY TAXES."

    Well... that's not exactly correct... and I think he knew that. The only thing you HAVE TO DO is DIE.

    Now I realize... there's all that shit about Salvation and the Quantum Nuh-Uh... but I ain't into that because I'm an "agnostic" and I don't do metaphysics right now because I got a headache from arguing about angels on pinheads... BUT...

    I seem to remember something about saving your life by losing it.

    ANYWAY... if it's decided you're going to pay taxes... you will... and if it's decided that you're going to have "healthcare" and it's going to look like this,,, YOU WILL. Otherwise, are you willing to stand in the doorway and lay down your life RIGHT NOW? NO? Then here's a nice cup of SHUT-THE-FUCK-UP.

    And if you say, I'm an NAMURRIKAN and NIME FREE... I say, dude... yer cup's getting cold.

    Fuck a bunch of healthcare and fuck a bunch of taxes and especially FUCK A BUNCH OF "NWO." Do you REALLY think you can "wake up the masses?" Dude... yer cup's getting cold.

    What do WE do NEXT???

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  7. Well stated Waldo. It is one huge circle jerk that'll never be sorted out.

    Perhaps maby if the Mothership were ta land (yes, I believe in UFO's and have seen two, one in the PA Grand Canyon. This sucker was in a hurry and could cover all of about three miles in oh, about four ta five seconds, and was able ta stop on a dime, reverse course and repeat in several different directions. Quite a performance!) then maybe they'll be able to sort out this whole contrived mess?

    Whether it's before the Revolution remains ta be seen?

    "We come in Peace" . . . "We come in Peace"

    Such a funny scene, and cast of characters

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3bI71P_8O8&feature=related

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  8. ha! mars attacks..... well there are those that say the govt is planning to stage an "alien invasion" with holographic ships and creatures. .. nothing is real and everything is real. I give up. I just want to go to sleep until it's all over but I can't because the cat just knocked my water bottle over and it just spilled all over my bed.. dammit.

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  9. Oh REALLY????

    Kamrade Korn:
    I think you suffer from the Elmer Fudd Nation Delusion:
    http://www.counterpunch.org/ames06122009.html

    "oh we'we gonna get dose wascawwy gwobawists... and wewe so MAD, wewe weawin bwack cowbow hats an...an... USIN NAUGHTY WANGWAGE!!!!"

    Now now... calm down, Kamrade(s). When we Bolsheviks win the Global Class Struggle... (cos-see-we made a deal with the space lizards and now they'll use HAARP in our behalf so we can zap you right out of your nitrate bag so resistance is fertile- you WILL BE ASSIMILATED)... you will be most happy on People's Inevitable Glorious Soviet Historical Inevitable Tomorrow collective hemp-farm commune. TRUST ME.

    Give in. You'll love it. Oh BTW they asked me to tell you... they put ME in charge of setting up the farm, and we're gonna do it at YOUR HOUSE, so I'll be on my way soon.

    Now now... I know what yer thinkin buddy... you think yer gonna do that "founding fathers minuteman" bullshit with your primitive ballistic "weapons." Sorry... we moved the HAARP ray over to your belt-sander and then it was a straight-shot to your AIR CONDITIONER.

    Right now, it's pointed STRAIGHT AT YOUR EAR and one shift-ctrl-F on my computer and you're a hair-dresser with an insatiable craving for Tofu. See you soon!

    Hope ya got lots of good things to EAT!!!

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  10. I hear ya Jersey Girl. With live in such interesting times. If only someone (it won't be Maddow) could pull back the curtain and reveal the nefarious beings who're making life for many a living heck.

    Tyranny, fascism and wet sheets? I hate when that happens. Those darn cats! Ya gotta love em, they're so mysterious and smart too!

    Use ta have a beautiful Blue Persian named Amber, and there was Pepe, such a pretty black and white long haired who was a handful!

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  11. When it all starts to slide away, it's hard to keep track anymore.

    Fake sprinkled in with the not-so-fake, along with those that are there out of genuine concern - who can tell the difference?

    Don't you think this too was anticipated?

    Of course they knew it would be only a matter of time before a rising would take place. And like in any good business plan you prepare for contingencies.

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  12. They think all contingencies are covered, but there is the X factor. Some of the boys in blue and some in khaki will mutiny. Some will just lay down the heater and walk away. Then there is nature,she plays some real tricks. I was at the flea market today and the hot topic was resistance. I didnt bring it up,there was a round-table already in progress.
    There will always be voices like that of Waldo spouting that resistance is futile,our pea-shooters are no match,yada yada yada. Those 30 pieces are really getting a workout. The time is fast approaching when we will see if the fabled sleeping giant is as resilient and dedicated as once thought.

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  13. Crikey, mate! E-flag upside-down!

    Thanks for http://www.instructables.com/ and http://www.alibris.com/booksearch?qwork=2804353&matches=52&wquery=Handy+Home+and+Farm+Devices&cm_sp=works*listing*title

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  14. Really- Kamrade Korn- I agree because...

    ...a lost cause is the only one worth fighting for.

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  15. Have you seen this yet Korn?

    When there are no more jobs in the US of A, you sign on the line and then fight the bloody fight miles away from home in the Middle East, all in the name of that Texas Tea.

    There's no need for a draft. What a nefarious plan.

    Read some of the comments. Astounding!

    Military Recruiting Rises Among Middle-Class, Suburban Youths in Dallas-Fort Worth Area

    http://www.commondreams.org/headline/2009/08/08-3

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  16. who said that? Bogie? I know I've heard that before ...

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  17. Yes, the X-factor ... our last hope. That in of itself is sad.

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  18. We're bringing the war back home,
    Where it ought to have been before!
    We'll kill all the bees and spiders and flies,
    And we won't play in iceboxes lying on their sides!
    We'll wash our hands after wee-wee,
    And if we're a girl, before!
    And we'll march, march, march, et cetera!
    'Til we never do march no more!

    ...nointed with oil on troubled waters? Oh, Heavenly Grid, help us bear up thy Standard, our Chevron flashing bright across the Gulf of Compromise, standing Humble on the Rich Field of Mobile American Thinking? Here in this Shell we call Life...

    Yep.

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  19. Ozzy.. great f'in rant !!! You're my kinda girl. If you weren't on the other side of the world we'd be bff for sure ! :)

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  20. Ha! You had ta post dat didn't ya Waldo!

    Firesign Theatre, how brilliant!

    I remember back in the seventies, it was freezin cold outside, and a crowd of us would gather in the basement of a friends house where we drank our beer and smoked our herb and listened ta Firesign.

    Dam! They're funny.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=195wKEs_nhk&feature=related

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgm9H3hmH1o

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