Memo to the Servants' Hall

To all Legislators and Administrators.

Your obvious display of disdain impresses no one. Be advised that the recent behaviour of you servants has not gone unnoticed.

You hirelings obviously think that you can rule the roost over those who employ and pay you. You seem to think that you have been given some kind of divine mandate over your employers, not simply charging us for our own God-given food and water, but even then adulterating it so that it is physically injurious for us, your masters. How foolish you are to commit such stupidity as to bite the hand that feeds you, or even to permit others to do such a thing and think that you and they can escape the consequences. We have no need of such stupidity, thank you.

And now you are arranging for us to get sick, and not to permit us any option of whether we allow it or not. Do you intend to inherit your master's property? Oh? Do you now?

Therefore you are hereby put on notice that things here are going to change p.d.q.

 

Let me tell you what is to happen. Rather than letting you continue to sit there creaming off the bankers' cash in order to let these vermin and their friends swindle us into impoverishment and intended extinction, we are going to replace you all. And there is nothing you can do about it. The consequences of your past and present activities are what you will then have to suffer, whether you like it or not.

We are going to replace you by DRAFTING our representatives and legislators. We may even nominate people off the street, as we cannot possibly do worse than the pack of villains who presently occupy all our noble administrative halls.

These, OUR representatives, will be totally independent of your party political trash of adversarial politics. We will warn them, as you are now being warned. - "We will pay you handsomely only for so long as you merit it. From now on you are your own responsibility, leader of none and led by none. As an anonymous individual you will vote on your individual conscience for the general good when we tell you to, otherwise you will stay out of the way in decent anonymity and not involve yourself in things that do not concern you. If you are consistently out of step with what we consider the general good, and are not living up to our expectations of you, then you will be out on your neck and replaced at a moment's notice. And, be most seriously warned: if you take one penny of benefit from any outside interest, you will be publicly hanged, together with those attempting to corrupt you. Do you understand that? Your neck is now on the block"

 

Now, you legislators and administrators, the same applies to all of you retroactively as of this minute, from top to bottom of you all, so don't ever say you haven't been warned. Your present show of arrogant unconcern deludes nobody but yourselves, and your neck is also on the block.

Perhaps you would care to reconsider what legislative steps you have taken during the last six months or so, and that which you now have in process. Matters from before that time, of course, are entirely beyond recourse or appeal and will be considered and penalized without fear or favor on the basis of evident harm done.

Meanwhile, in preparation for the installation of the new intake of servants, you will thoroughly shovel out, sweep, clean and fumigate the Servants' Quarters that you have so diligently befouled by your presence.

The same goes for the judiciary, with corrupt judges being put at the disposal of those competent to deal with matters of execution. The jungle of 'Law' and its commerce will from now on be replaced by the impartial application of Justice.

The civil service of bureaucrats is also to be radically overhauled, with the job-for-life factor being immediately repealed without any question of undeserved supposed 'rights'. You had your chance and you failed. You have been bad servants, and as soon as we can arrange your replacements you will be thrown out to take your chance in the world that you in your arrogant indolence have so much helped to shape. The work will be carried out as of now on a basis of efficiency, honesty and effectiveness, one of the criteria being economic stringency.

This consideration of economy will refer only to such real things as the use of personnel and basic materials, since from now on we will be dealing solely with matters of reality.

One of the first undertakings of the new representatives will be the abolition of the fiction of finance by which, for so long, malignant vermin have been permitted to prey on others. The unnecessary work heretofore required, for all men to earn money in order to live in a cash-afflicted world, this meaningless labour will fall away. The only work required will be of production and distribution of necessities to supply need, which will occupy on average three months work per year. Anything else will be optional. The rest of the year the public can simply enjoy life in a world finally free of the curse of money.  The extra energy will no longer be wasted in unnecessary work, and global-overheating will cease.

But you servants who have so misused the administration entrusted in you, you have been warned, all of you. You should consider whether you can even yet undo any of the harm you have caused during your tenure. 

Change is coming, and you ignore it at your peril.