Jun 23, 2009
Humor: Lusitania Truthers Vindicated
— Jon Cole
...Now a team led by County Waterford-based diver Eoin McGarry, on behalf of Lusitania's American owner, Gregg Bemis, has recovered live ammunition from the wreck ... This past September, Bemis's team used a remotely operated vehicle to penetrate the wreck. They were able to clearly identify a vast amount of ammunition in an area of the Lusitania not believed to have carried cargo. The Remington .303 caliber bullets the team discovered on the ship had been used by the British Military during WWI. Ten of the bullets were brought to the surface. “‘The charge that the Lusitania was carrying war materiel is valid,’ says Bemis. ‘She was a legitimate target for the German submarine.’”
However, the official explanation of events contradicts the conspiracy theorists, and is supported by a study conducted by the government agency, Government Incompetence of Scientific Technology (GIST), after a 90-plus-year, 125-billion-dollar investigation. While GIST acknowledges that “vast quantities” of .303 ammunition may have been found, authors of the GIST study flatly deny that the ammo was in the Lusitania’s hold prior to its sinking, or that it came from America, a neutral country at the time. Using sophisticated computer models, the details of which are classified, GIST scientists have clearly demonstrated that the Remington bullets found were merely random live rounds accidentally dropped by WWI soldiers in the battlefields of Europe. Those dropped bullets then washed into streams and rivers that eventually were carried into the ocean, where they coalesced into a tidy pile inside the ship's hold by a drifting phenomenon called "Tidal Expansion," without causing any harm to the adjacent cargo.
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Humor: Lusitania Truthers Vindicated
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ReplyDeleteTo spice the humor, read the report that Winston Himself, with all the significance of his pedigree, made the information of the nature of the cargo available to the German 'side', who then responded by legitimately sinking the vessel, thus bringing America into the war, as Col. House required via blackmailing Wilson, to the immense satisfaction of the Rothschild masters, with Versailles, German impoverishment, consequent and unrest all in prospect, and all then befalling that since then has befallen . . .
ReplyDeleteWinston, of course, would be well acquainted with Mr. Ball-of-oro Balfour.
What a tangled web these mice do weave, eh?
Does anyone have their mice-treading boots handy?
Any mixed metaphors are the result of this wilfull computer rather than of its user.
Mice-treading boots - Monty Python sketch?
ReplyDeleteAny boots - or similar equipment if you have it handy - adequate to mashing Those Who Manipulate Finance (to the Disadvantage of the Rest - Well, what the hell else? That's what it's for. Or didn't you appreciate that?)
ReplyDeleteThe real tragedy is that the first graduate of Johns Hopkins University, President Woodrow Wilson, made the worst decision any US President ever did, and let England misuse the Lusitania to con America into World War One, thereby killing hundreds of thousands of Americans, including my mother's father.
ReplyDeletePresident Wilson then signed the Treaty of Versaille that so badly damaged one of the greatest nations in Europe that runaway inflation destroyed their economy. In desperation, the German people than elected Adolph Hitler, who completed the destruction of the civilized world.
The legacy of Woodrow Wilson and Adolph Hitler was a Communist dictatorship that included half the population of the world and lowered the worldwide standard of living for more than fifty years, not to mention spreading the Communist philosophy of taking from the successful and distributing it to the community organizers.
The Lusitania was just a single boat.
Woodrow Wilson was the nearest to pure evil that has been seen in more than a hundred years, ranking right up there with Hitler, Stalin and Chairman Mao.
Woodrow Wilson also amended the Constitution to create our modern income tax, and championed the educational theories of his Johns Hopkins classmate, John Dewey, whose book "Democracy in Education" taught that schools should be organized about making children happy instead of smart. In other words, Bill Ayres a hundred years early.
One could argue that the Lusitania, Woodrow Wilson and Johns Hopkins started the restructuring of the world and our schools that led to the election of Barack Obama.
Barack Obama's use of Woodrow Wilson's income tax is likely to complete the destruction of America, just as Woodrow Wilson's taxes on the German people led to the destruction of Europe half a century ago.
Fascinating, isn't it, that a few corroded rifle cartridges in a sunken ship tie into the destruction of modern America?