Lessons in Babysitting

It is part of my ongoing education to go back to pre-school as often as I can. When called upon to watch my neighbors two young children, I find a great opportunity not only to help a struggling young couple but continue my education on the ABCD's. This of course, is the study of Alpha-Beta Combine Disney, a long established and well known part of the Genesis Six program, focused on the fifth element. That being the destruction of the family unit and replacing it with a patria potestas.

Today's lesson was a new series for me, but one which has been around since 1999. Sabrina the Teenage Witch which is called Sabrina, the animated series. Please indulge me on this DIC, Disney animated episode 42 "What becomes of a Broken Heart."





After the credits the scene opens with a ladybug who transitions into satan horns and eyes (about 31 seconds in)

Sabrina apparently has no parents but has two witch aunts and Uncle Quigley as the father figure portrayed as a bumbling boob without sorcery powers.

The scene sets in a classroom and a teacher the girls appear to have a crush on. There's the father figure. A handsome young teacher, who is having to make a choice of five students to go on a marine biology/oceanography field trip in which Sabrina is figures to be a shoe-in. To her surprise and disappointment she is not selected. Her cat Salem, her real male role model are discussing the issue and Sabrina mentions transferring out of the class to which Salem responds telling her drop out because they need burger flippers in the netherworld or more appropriately, the world of the dead, part of society engaged in crime and vice, the infernal regions such as hell according to dictionary definitions.

As a solution, Salem suggests the answers may lie with the ancient and revered Wise Warlock of the East. Please note the Khazar Rabbinical warlock and his wisdom. I reminded the kids that to the contrary these satanic Warlords do spend much of their time in Palm Beach.

As with the trees in the credits that look like flying saucers, there are other shapes and colors that are very important in the alpha-beta type programming sequences in Disney productions.  The master lives in the North as indicated by wind and snow and Sabrina must travel underground to find the wise one.



Broken hearts are easily identifed by the rich when they don't get their way and when the plug is pulled on your vices and obsessions.

It's important to let the kids know that the meaning of life can be obtained by reaching level fifty of a video game.

Another white male figure portrayed as a bumbling boob is a janitor who is fat and apparently a slob who cannot fit into his clothes.

What's a cartoon without the goat headed satanic Pan, fluting to his siren aphrodite nubile nymphs while the orchids of vagina's and clitoris's are blooming.



Interesting they added the Extra Terrestrial Grey in the search for the broken heart as if the witches, warlocks and Greek idols were not enough.  They just kind of dropped him in a group of human beings. I assume to get them more familiar and less fearful of the aliens when they arrive in a few years to insure our salvation from global calamity.

At exactly 5:21 into the third part when the rabbi has his hand on Sabrina's shoulder just before she raises her hand up she flashes the Luciferian horns with her right hand.  Subtle, yes, but framed enough to see in normal speed. You can double click the pause and freeze it as you can the ladybug at the beginning.

Other than these usual Disney hijinks, not a bad story right?  Some additional voice over stars included in the credits are singer Long John Baldry, French Tickner, Mr. T and Wierd Al Yankovic. Just your usual family types. But check out the final sign off of Savage Steve Holland and the Skull and Bones. Yeah Steve, We Love You.
Spare me please. And the company DIC or Dick as the young girl speaks.

This series will not go down into the cult A-B classics like Fantasia,
The Lion Sex King or

The Little Mermaid who lives in the giant erection



and the horny priest with the hard on.



Savage Steve Holland (born 1960) is an animator and director who wrote and directed the cult films Better Off Dead (1985) and One Crazy Summer (1986), starring John Cusack. He also directed the film How I Got Into College (1989), and animated the "Whammy" on the game show Press Your Luck. He later went on to create and produce Eek! the Cat for Fox Kids. Now, he manages his own studio, Savage Studios Ltd. and directs shows for Disney Channel and Nickelodeon.

DIC was the original Archie Comics company and Disney purchased later. Some of the other Sabrina episodes include:

"Molar Molar" November 7, 1999 (1999-11-07)
Afraid of having her wisdom teeth pulled, Sabrina uses magic to remove them instead, which also removes her actual wisdom.
Must have been a fluoride spell!!!!

"The Hex Files" November 4, 1999 (1999-11-04)
Sabrina tries to save Quigley's career at the observatory by conjuring up aliens. Hmmm, I think that's very global warmingish!

"Documagicary" September 26, 1999 (1999-09-26)
Wanting her own shot at stardom, Sabrina signs a contract to star in her own Netherworld TV series, but learns the downsides of being popular. Gee I thought Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan already did that one.

"Upside Down Town" September 30, 1999 (1999-09-30)
Sabrina prepares a magical cake for the block party which alters the personality of anyone who eats it. Must be GMO wheat!

"The Importance of Being Norma" October 2, 1999 (1999-10-02) (on ABC)
Sabrina competes against Gem for a spot on the cheerleading squad. However, she finds herself bogged down by Norma, a dorky transfer student whom she's forced to look after. She better not dis her or she might go MK-Ultra Columbine on the school.

HERE"S A GOOD ONE!
"Witchitis" October 9, 1999 (1999-10-09) (on ABC)
Sabrina is afraid to get her witchitis vaccination, but her avoidance of the shot only leads to her getting sick. Ah yes now were talkiing BETA baby.

AND THIS ONE!
"Absence of Malissa" October 16, 1999 (1999-10-16) (on ABC)
Sabrina is sent to Witch Boot Camp, where the captain continuously mocks her for being a half-witch. Sound like FEMA a little.

BEAUTIFUL!!
"Planet of the Dogs" October 23, 1999 (1999-10-23) (on ABC)
Sabrina brings home a stray dog, but shortly starts to neglect it. The dog eventually gets into the Spookie Jar and becomes smarter, then rallies all the dogs in the neighborhood to overthrow the humans.
The dogs must be OATHKEEPERS!

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