All the Leaders of the World suddenly die...
most of them are immediately sent to Hell for their sins.
Once they get there,
Satan invites them all to his palace and offers them a special privilege:
The use of his special telephone line to make one personal phone call back to Earth.
One by one, all the World Leaders anxiously line up to make their calls.
Mahmmud Ahmedinejad goes first.
He uses the phone to make a 20 minute call back to Tehran...
Once he's finished... Satan says to Ahmedinejad:
"20 minutes... That'll be 5 thousand dollars, please"
Ahmedinejad reaches for his checkbook and writes Satan a check for 5-thousand dollars.
Next is Vladimir Putin...
He uses the phone to make a one hour call to back to Moscow...
And once Putin has finished, Satan says to him:
"One hour... That'll be 34 thousand dollars, please"
Putin reaches for his checkbook and cuts a check for 34-thousand dollars.
The Queen of England uses the phone for two hours...
And Satan charges her 100-thousand dollars for her call.
The Queen cuts Satan a check.
Barack Obama uses the phone.
He makes a FOUR HOUR phone call back to Washington D.C.
Obama hangs up the phone and Satan turns to him and says:
"That'll be 50 CENTS, Please"
Immediately, all the other World Leaders are angered with Satan and say:
"Hey!!! We all used the phone for a shorter period of time than Obama... Why did you charge him ONLY 50 CENTS???"
Satan turns to the World Leaders and says:
"Well... That's because since Barack Obama has been in office, the Country has gone to HELL...
And that makes it a LOCAL CALL"