Sunday, April 25, 2010

NWO Dictionary ~ New Words

I added these words to the NWO dictionary in 2008. I'd like to get COTO to add some for the Obama version of One World Order 2010. 



New Words for 2008


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Mediaidiom [mee-dee-uh-id-ee-uhm] – noun
1. The means of communication, as radio and television, newspapers, and magazines, that reach or influence people widely in the form of speech or an expression of a given language that is peculiar to itself grammatically or cannot be understood from the individual meanings of its elements.

2. An intervening agency, means, or instrument by which something is conveyed or accomplished with expression whose meanings cannot be inferred from the meanings of the words that make it up.

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Madoff [meyd-awf] - noun

1. An interaction of an individual with one or more other persons, esp. as influenced by their assumed relational roles of ponzer and ponzee. (“the governement bailout required specific Madoffs be made with taxpayer money)

2. An unfinished or incompleted pyramid where the bricks are taken from the foundation level to be used to create other levels.

3. An enron accountant or wallstreet executive

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Stimulie [stim-yuh-layh] – noun

1. an agent, action, or condition that elicits or accelerates a physiological or psychological response to deflect a false statement made with deliberate intent to deceive..

2. an intentional payoff, a bribe

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Brain-truss [breyn-truhs] - noun

1. A supportive device, usually a think tank, used to prevent enlargement of a peaceful population or the return of a moral order. (“Rebuilding Americas Defenses [PNAC] was the brain-truss behind the Iraqi invasion)

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Bushrendition [boosh-ren-dish-uhn] - noun

1. The handing over prisoners to countries where torture is allowed by a inferior moral administration: a bush-league Geneva Convention violation

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Palinopsia [pal·i·nop·si·a] -noun
1. Abnormally recurring visual imagery that causes images to persist to some extent even after their corresponding stimulus has left. This often results in mild to severe anxiety or depression. Palinopsia sometimes appears on its own, but is more often accompanied by other visual disturbances such as pink pregnant moose .

2. Excessive winking or blinking

3. The area between Russia and Alaska with an imaginary bridge

 

I also ran the contest for the biggest oxymoron for 2008. We should add to this list as well.

 

The 2008 Oxymoron List




Puddy Dunne Annual Oxymoron Finalists: 2008


 

1st Place – Intelligence Estimate (from N.I. E., National Intelligence Estimate)


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2nd Place – Senate Hearing – (from government oversight)


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3rd Place - House Leadership (or  Lolla-Pelosi)


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Honorable Mention

Government Aid (derived from aiding and embedding)

President Elect (past winner for 2000 and 2004)

Foreign Relation (not related to the act of relating)

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Special thanks to all our government leaders for their continued efforts to make this contest possible year after year.


10 comments:

  1. I'll start it off;

    Hope-a-dope [hohp-ah-dohp] n. ~ the tactic of pretending to be on the side of the people with pretty speeches while the opponents get punchdrunk with bailouts, golden parachutes and pork.

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  2. boomerangcomesbackApril 26, 2010 at 8:42 AM

    Pissedicism [pist-uh-siz-uhm]

    1) One of the more recent "isms" worth believing in.

    An individual who embraces pissedicism manifests a distrust of, and healthy wrathful loathing for all organizations dangerous to humans' inalienable rights and personal freedoms.

    2) May be an acquired syndrome, but often is rooted in person's DNA.

    3) Carriers tend to be independent thinkers and eschew "group think".

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  3. Good one Boom. I altered the pronounciation a little. I hope to see some others from our talent base.

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  4. boomerangcomesbackApril 26, 2010 at 10:37 AM

    Cheneyotomy [chay-nee-aht-uh-mee]

    1) MK Ultra mind control operation where empathy for others is totally eradicated.

    Similar to a permanent mind numbing anesthetic "brain cloud" of pure evil replacing normal human emotions.

    2) Most world and corporate leaders have received this 'operation' to their bedevilment.

    No reversal of proper brain function is possible as atrophy of normal human qualities is acute, leading to "rotten-to-the-core" syndrome.

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  5. Duopillusion –(do-op-ill-oo-shun)

    1. The delusional belief that success can only be achieved politically by working through the two party system. It’s ardent advocates, aka known as “true believers”, defend their political party as the one “that has all the answers” despite volumes of evidence to the contrary.

    2. A genetic mental disorder passed down through generations of republicans and democrats.

    3. A purposeful dumbing down of the populace through behavioral conditioning and the use of mind altering technologies that are dispersed mainly through drinking water and air.

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  6. Love it Deb. Keep them coming.

    Cotoprol -n. [coh-tuh-prawl] ~ the lack of customs and regulations dealing with diplomatic formality, precedence, and etiquette.

    Ex: Waldopaper always adheres to Cotoprol when posting his opinions on the Fats.:)

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  7. boomerangcomesbackApril 26, 2010 at 7:16 PM

    Priopism -- actual medical term for a penis engorged with blood for an elongated length of time. snicker. See your most recent Cialis or Viagra advert for the culprit.

    I would like to co-opt the term and apply it to NWO Dickheads. They are so engorged with the lust for power that they can never stand down. Thus...they DESERVE the following Emergency Room Treatment.

    Now -- the real world ER story where I first heard the term. Told to me by an ER nurse who was there.

    So a patient comes into the ER with a priopism. He's far exceeded the "call your doctor if your erection lasts longer than 4 hours" time limit. He's in much pain and discomfort as might be imagined.

    Unfortunately for him, he's come to the right place at the wrong time. The ER doc has zero experience with this particular "problem". So, too prideful to go look up the proper procedure on the internet or in a book, he makes a snap decision to release the pressure before the guy's dick explodes.

    Aye -- what would you do?!

    {Note: the other staff ER personnel actually have experience or knowledge of the proper procedure to slowly draw out the blood, but you know -- you can't tell a Doctor how to doctor when you're down the totem pole}

    So... the ER doc grabs a large gauge needle/syringe, tells the patient "this might hurt a little", grabs the dork by the root and jabs the head with the needle! The patient screams, blood shoots out in a stream, but the penis stands tall. So, he stabs it some more.

    The ER staff is sickened by the display and walk out of the room leaving the doctor and patient to their bloody duel.

    Eventually, the poor patient has lost enough pressure to be released. Unbeknown to him, there exists a rather painless procedure for priopisms, but there isn't anyone who will volunteer this information following his savage experience.

    Nice bedtime story, huh?

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  8. Mendaciocrats and Obfuslicans

    See Duopillusion

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  9. Sachs Addiction (saks-a-dick-shun)

    1. A condition, found mostly in the region known as Wall Street, brought on by an extremely greedy desire to make money for nothin’ at the expense of an unsuspecting public.

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  10. !! was this your personal experience boom??!! lol

    Thanks for this horrifying story. You inspired my next nwo def....

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