Friday, July 31, 2009

National Guard calling Colonel Klink

Here it comes crew. Scotty please beam Me  up.         http://www.ihispano.com/job/employer/481986/view/detail/results/army-national-guard/pensacolapanama-city/florida&nosearch=0?from=SimplyHired&utm_source=SimplyHired&utm_medium=jobboard&utm_campaign=SimplyHired

Job Title



Corrections Officer Internment/Resettlement Specialist




Job Details




City: Pensacola/Panama City
State: Florida
Country: USA



Company Name: Army National Guard
Job Category: Legal/Law Enforcement/Security




Job Description





As an Internment/Resettlement Specialist for the Army National Guard, you will ensure the smooth running of military confinement/correctional facility or detention/internment facility, similar to those duties conducted by civilian Corrections Officers. This will require you to know proper procedures and military law; and have the ability to think quickly in high-stress situations. Specific duties may include assisting with supervision and management operations; providing facility security; providing custody, control, supervision, and escort; and counseling individual prisoners in rehabilitative programs.






By joining this specialty, you will develop the skills that will prepare you for a rewarding career with law enforcement agencies or in the private security field.



Earn while you learn


Get paid to learn! In the Army National Guard, you will learn valuable job skills while earning a regular paycheck and qualifying for tuition assistance.



Job training for an Internment/Resettlement Specialist requires approximately 19 weeks of One Station Unit Training, which includes Basic Training and Advanced Individual Training. Part of the training is spent in the classroom and part in the field. Some of the skills you'll learn include military laws and jurisdictions; level of force procedures; unarmed self-defense techniques; police ethics procedures; interpersonal communications skills; close confinement operations; search and restraint procedures; use of firearms; custody and control procedures.




13 comments:

  1. "counseling individual prisoners in rehabilitative programs" can you say re-education ? Sure, I knew you could.
    I need a nice vacation,anywhere but there.
    This is just too much. I want to return unto the womb.
    I know Phillip K Dick and Rod Serling were trying to prepare Me for this, but it just cant happen here,right?

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  2. "Job training for an Internment/Resettlement Specialist"

    Wtf??!!! This is really really a bad thing.

    Maybe that's why we're coto. Because we were Tzone fans back in the day and we saw this all coming as tiny children.

    Please someone shake me, wake me, when it's over......

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  3. "Phillip K Dick and Rod Serling were trying to prepare Me for this, but it just cant happen here,right?

    YOWZUH!! That's about the coolest line I've read ALL SUMMER!

    "Corrections Officer Internment/Resettlement Specialist" THAT makes me skull crawl...

    Submitted for your approval: a job description... where the gate-keepers and the Gates become interchangeable parts... where the corpos and kapos do the danse macabre of mendacity... that's your signpost up ahead... where work makes freedom... it's what you own... simply a job...

    ...in the Twilight Zone.

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  4. I got a six of pounders,I will drink all by myself.
    Gramma used to say "That makes Me want a dip of snuff" I know gramma.
    This is it chilluns,the veil is removed and the face of the antichrist beast is revealed.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdiCJUysIT0

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  5. Ah, man, and there are so many without a clue, they somehow believe it just won't be that bad ... it won't the THEM that will be on either side of that fence ...

    oh, well, I've felt I've been living on borrowed time for a long time now any way .... maybe it's getting close to that $1,500 an hour hooker and a shotgun time?

    I'll need the gun after she finds out I don't have $1,500 ...

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  6. yip, ol scrivner,,, ye will. But yer smarter than I am. You must know how to get that 1500-an-hr time without paying IN ADVANCE,

    btw: jes between us farts: "global warming" IS NOT a "NWO hoax." It's real... the science is real... check it out.

    It aint in the same bag as "911" or the "global war on terra." It's the Real Deal, Niel. It aint a "globalist plot" to get "your money." It's physics.

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  7. I'd like ta be deep beneath the sea. Our own community.

    Above ground is getting more and more F'ed up with each passing day.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FobvhVgZOCI

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  8. I am getting my kids to dig a den, and we will all go underground and feral :-)
    seriously this is really bad , there are NOT that many illegal aliens, and pray? what multiverse do they plan to relocate residents to? won,t be in this world....
    and I think? this advert went nationwide, AJ has an article on it posted in the last few hours too.
    TZone, indeed.

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  9. Waldo.. ."global warming" was caused by the govt's weaponizing the weather & the SUN. Now that they've fucked up the planet they blame it all on OUR auto emissions and want to charge us carbon taxes to pay for the mess THEY made and take our last penny. It's all part of the grand scheme of bilking the proles & eliminating most of us through chemical sky spraying and ELF waves.

    ALong with the bankster heist, it's all been staged to look like we are the total cause of it all with wanting to buy those houses and drive those suvs.....it's all we the little peons fault. It's a global Truman Show. COTO knows.

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  10. I just remembered a film clip dr Mercola posted a link to a while back. It asked you to concentrate on how many bounces a group of 10? people managed while moving around an opposing team.
    At the conclusion you are asked.
    Did anyone see the Gorilla???
    and they ask you to re watch it,
    sure enough when your NOT intensely focussing on counting and watching the ball..
    Theres a guy in a Gorilla suit waving and ducking between the players!!
    I saw an annoying glitch, but not the gorilla, originally.
    so Obvious or not, I begin to see how so many of us miss whats under our very noses!

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  11. Something in the back of My mind says its all a mistake,the troops will be re-settling Iraqis or Afghans over there. Or Pakistans or anybody but us. But you figure in FEMA,H1N1,operation Garden Plot,Rex 84 etc etc and cynicism takes ahold again. Keep repeating, "its only a movie,only a movie"

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  12. I went to the Army recruiters this morning and presented the doc. He said Florida was the technical training school location and that the deployment could be overseas or domestic.

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  13. "Perceptual blindness — including related phenomena is known as inattentional blindness and change blindness. When people are engaged in an engrossing task, such as monitoring swimmers in a pool, they often fail to notice otherwise obvious events because they happen outside the immediate focus of attention."
    http://www.sicklesinsight.com/experimental-psychology-human-perception/

    "This points us to an important arena of class struggle, I think."
    http://freedomroad.org/content/view/179/69/lang,en/

    The Gorilla in the room is the class struggle.

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