THE NEW PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE
I pledge allegiance to the flag of the North American Union,and to the United Nations for which it stands,one world government,under Lucifer, with slavery and torture for all.
(sorry if its too blunt or fatalistic, "just the facts maam"
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Yep, that about sums it up. . I always loved the Simon and Garfunkel song where he says.... "I pledged allegiance to the wall" because that's exactly what we did as kids...turns out the wall deserved our respect more than the flag. At least the wall represented something good and solid.. can't say that about the flag.
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But does it "sing" ?
ReplyDeleteWell that is down right and down right clever Kornman...we say that with our left hand clutching our crotch and the right middle finger in the air...right?
ReplyDeleteI remember just going, "yab yab yab yab..." during those pledges...it all seemed so diddly stupid to me as a kid. Specially as an older teenage rebel rousing loner. From the 7th grade on I was already gone - the body was there, but I was having my own thoughts.
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ReplyDeleteHey Jayjee, Megan has won a reward for that film she made and posted about it on C2 - not a single Coto member has congratulated her and it's been up there a while...could you post some salutations there...anyone?
I can't post on Randi Bandana's site anymore so........
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Well the reason i wrote it was cuz i was at the high school the other day and somebody comes on the speaker and the whole joint went silent,and they began to pledge to the flag of a defunct organization. So I´m thinkin,,,what other bullshit is they heads bein filled with?. (I allways ask Myself these impertinint questions)
ReplyDeleteMethinks the proper position would be bent over in anticipation of the barb-wire encrusted telephone pole up the korn-holio.
ReplyDeleteVery funny Kornman. Good thing it was in between sips otherwise there'd be good hooch all over my screen
ReplyDeleteIts not funny. This is deadly serious.
ReplyDeleteThat goes with out saying. Better to laugh than cry.
ReplyDeleteUC Davis Police Lt. John Pike uses pepper spray to move Occupy UC Davis protesters blocking a walkway in the quad on Friday, 11/18/11. (photo: Wayne Tilcock/Davis Enterprise)
ReplyDeletehttp://readersupportednews.org/opinion2/275-42/8485-uc-davis-police-violence-adds-fuel-to-fire
"Better to laugh than cry."
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Better a rampage than either...
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"When in the course of Human Events it becomes necessary"...DO IT.
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