Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Massive Solar Ejection

Infrared sensors here at Korntech have detected a massive solar flare that has ejected tremendous amounts of solar material. The radiation will strike earth at 12:00 midnight or shortly thereafter as cyphered on the powerful Kornulator. I advise shielding ALL integrated circuits,bubble memories,mosfets,gasfets,low-noise amplifiers,automotive computerized ignition controls etc etc. THIS IS NOT A DRILL . Place the family jewels in a lead box before bedtime. Stand the mother-in-law in a large parabolic antennae having a metallic matrix being pointed upward to maximize effect. http://www.leftcoastrebel.com/2010/08/photos-august-3-2010-cosmic-tsunami.html

4 comments:

  1. Yes...I read about this today on a science site.

    Could be some hot aurora's shining tonight.

    Save all you're collected data to hard copies.

    ...and don't forget the tin foil helmet [grin]

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  2. Well, if the earth isn't burned to a crisp by morning or that methane bubble doesn't explode in the gulf, (catch the video here:

    http://cotocrew.wordpress.com/2010/08/02/magnitude-3-0-earthquake-hits-gulf-of-mexico-new-orleans-region/#comments

    I'll catch ya'll tomorrow :)

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  3. http://www.rense.com/general91/art.htm

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  4. When six mile deep points have all met their marks.

    And tectonic connect the dots are ready for haarps

    That’s when the lights in the sky will be clear

    and the kingdom of Atlantis once again will appear

    ~ I thinks we getting some early 2012 committee do-dads

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