Speaking of immunity, if you get sick after being vaccinated for H1N1, it's your own fault and there's nada you or your lawyer can do about it. Nichts, nada, null, zilch. Get over it.
Go on now, be a good citizen and do what we say, not what we do. We have everything under control. Trust us. After all, we are your elected representatives and we have loads of credentials to prove we know exactly what we're doing.
Oh, and by the way, we just approved a pay raise for ourselves and would like to thank you for your continued support. Now get back to work, nothing to be seen here. Go on, scedaddle.