Thursday, July 30, 2009

Stranger than strange, echoes from MSM ....



and other very strange corners ;

“….why would you go to the trouble to get yourself vaccinated against a flu vaccine that doesn't protect you from the dreaded swine flu?” – LA Times, Melissa Healy, July 25, 2009



BUY!  BUY!  BUY!

“On Thursday five companies making H1N1 vaccine laid out their plans for testing various formulas for the U.S. market. AstraZeneca's (AZN.L) MedImmune unit, Australia's CSL Ltd (CSL.AX), GlaxoSmithKline Plc (GSK.L), Novartis AG (NOVN.VX) and Sanofi-Aventis SA (SASY.PA) all are making H1N1 vaccines. (Reporting by Michael Kahn. Additional reporting by Laura MacInnis and Jonathan Lynn in Geneva; Editing by David Cowell) ($1 = 0.7030 euro)”

"Additional clinical trials in adults and children are currently being initiated by the vaccine manufacturers and the results will be reviewed in the coming months as they become available." - The European Medicines Agency                                               source of the above

Dropping the kids off at the pool……………….

“This flu season looks to be early, widespread and long. The H1N1 virus, the notorious swine flu that has gone pandemic, didn't disappear during the summer, the typical pattern for the disease. Now, school is starting up, creating a vast pool of kids to spread the infection and bring it home.” – AZ Republic, July 30, 2009

Change we can believe in....

“We are working together to monitor the spread of 2009-H1N1 and to prepare to initiate a voluntary fall vaccination program against the 2009-H1N1 flu virus, assuming we have a safe vaccine and do not see changes in the virus that would render the vaccine ineffective.” - John O. Brennan, The White House, as appeared in examiner.com, July 12, 2009

When Politicians or their hired hands get H1N1, it’s harmless. Turn the page;

“Senate Sergeant at Arms Terry Gainer, the top administrative official for the chamber, says that six teenage Senate pages have "turned up with flu-like symptoms," and the cause is "quite possibly the H1N1 virus."

Gainer described the symptoms as "mild," including a runny nose and a sore throat. He indicated that there was "no panic" in the Senate.

At this stage, doctors do not test to determine whether it is the H1N1 flu, Gainer said, adding that's consistent with national policy.” – Fox News, 28 July, 2009

????????????????   NO PANIC  ??????????????

W               T                 F         ?

“Here Kitty Kitty…………….” (said Mary, from AZ Animal Control)

“Officials in Mexico City hope to lure skittish tourists with unusual bait: complimentary health insurance. Under a new program, tourists who stay in the city’s hotels are eligible for free coverage for emergency medical care, hospital stays, prescription drugs and ambulance services.”  – LA Times, undated but recent

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MicroSoft is fucking with this Linux fan.

I quit.

bonus track

9 comments:

  1. Careful with that axe, Eugene.

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  2. Cracked me up Korn:-) good on ya!

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  3. "At this stage, doctors do not test to determine whether it is the H1N1 flu, Gainer said, adding that’s consistent with national policy.”

    Lol.. scaring the sh** out of the nation about this horrible flu coming that will require THREE freakin' vaccines but it's national policy NOT TO TEST to see if the senate's sniffles are the H1N1 flu?

    If you don't smell a rat, your nose is broken..........

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  4. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMpGdG27K9o

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  5. I was thinking about the song that says "I´m going to come back one day and cut you into little pieces"

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvXX8fGM1RU

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  6. Eugene never was all too bright.

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  7. And what about H5N1 ??

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  8. from Pink Floyd's old album Relics (or on Ummagumma in a live version); my fav band of all time with all their biting social and political commentary. Roger Waters is a genius with words

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  9. Pink Floyd is my favorite band of all time :)

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